Coming soon, MARCH-soon, I think from Uncanny Books . . . a truly unusual trio of dark novellas. I am proud to have mine in this collection with Aaron J. French and Adam P. Lewis. Why do we all have middle initials? In some countries I believe middle names are not that common. I think I've heard this. I know in Austria, for example, you can't name your kid like "Ziggypillwot" or "Department of Agriculture." Has anybody seen that show Helix on Syfy? Man that is a real piece of crap right there. Anyway, The Chapman Books is going to be awesome and you can see it has an awesome cover. Paragraphs, pleasure, spittoons overused and neglected alike. I might've just made that bit up. And if someone asks you, "Yeah but why, why those three guys specifically, and how does it all work together?" (That's if they need more than one of those "Just look at what amazing author John F.D. Taff has to say on the back cover!"), just say: "You know the Old Testament and the New Testament? Think of it like that . . . Or the phone book. See what I mean?" They won't, so they'll act like they do and phew there's another socially awkward mess narrowly avoided. I'll share more information soon as I've got it, of course. And I'll try to share less, at the same time. One has to find balance, otherwise how can you have any balance?
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